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These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. 

Ok but lobsters are immortal?

Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off

You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.

Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.

Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.

Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…

jesus fuck i don’t want to meet that thing

Jesus fuck i want to eat that thing

Giant Lobsters = The Start of the Kaiju Wars

(Source: BuzzFeed)

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